Todos & shopping
Split across work, personal and family, each with its own categories. "buy milk" just goes on the list.
A Telegram bot that runs your life.
Personal, work and the household, kept properly apart. Todos, the calendar, reminders, the shopping list, recipes. You tell it things the way you'd text someone annoyingly on top of everything, and it works out where each one belongs.
200 ⭐ free to start — a week or two of everyday use. No card, no form. Just /start.
Norte
finish the Van der Berg quote before thursday
✅ Work > Client: Van der Berg, due Thu 4 Sep, #7.
pick up the dry cleaning before friday
✅ Personal > Home, due Fri 5 Sep, #12.
buy milk and eggs
Both on the list. That's 6 things now, including the bread from Tuesday.
move the dentist to 4pm
Moved: Dentist, Thu 4 Sep 16:00–17:00, still on your Family calendar.
No dashboard. No app to install. You already have the chat open.
What it does
The short version.
Calendar
Reads and writes Google Calendar. Move things around by just saying so, across calendars.
Reminders
Set for a time you name, or for whenever your smart home says you've walked in the door.
Nothing to install
No app, no account, no device access. It lives in a chat you already have open.
Recipes
Paste a link and it reads off the ingredients. Or just dictate one on the spot.
Morning briefing
A short written picture of the day: what's overdue, what's booked, what's due.
Add a partner or a housemate and it stops being a personal assistant and becomes a household one: one shared list, one calendar, one cookbook, and a group chat that only ever sees family stuff. Your own work todos stay exactly as private as they were.
It also gives you the weather before you head out, remembers odd details about your life so you stop repeating yourself, can search the web when a question needs it, and always knows what your household has left to spend.
Works in English, Dutch, Spanish and German.
What's new
What actually shipped, and what's next.
Recently shipped
- Braindump: type /bd and dump whatever comes up all day — Norte only answers ✓. In the evening it hands it all back tidied up and grouped, with your questions answered and a button to turn any of it into a todo or a calendar event.
- A shopping list you tap: every item is a button, and it disappears the moment it's in your basket — no typing, no asking for the list again.
- Norte now speaks German — and answers in German from the first message if that's what your Telegram is set to.
- Kids without a phone of their own: name them once, and their todos and reminders stay together — ask “what's on for Lotte?” and see just theirs.
- Norte now remembers what it just showed you. Open a recipe, then say “put those on the shopping list, except the salt” — and it knows which ones.
Coming up
- Invite another household: when they start paying, you both get Stars on your balance.
- Kids with a phone of their own: a limited account for a child, with a daily spending limit you set.
- Tick off a todo that an automation added, and that automation hears about it — so it can reset a chore timer in your smart home, or whatever else you set it up to do.
- Ask Norte about something you dumped weeks ago — “what was that wine Marco mentioned?” — and it finds it.
- Braindump from your iPhone’s home screen with a Shortcut, without opening Telegram.
Have something you'd want? /feedback in the bot reaches us directly.
Pricing
One bill per household, not per person, in Telegram Stars, to cover for AI token usage and hosting.
Trial
200 ⭐free
A week or two of everyday use — nearer ten days with two of you. Starts on /start.
Basic
400 ⭐/ 30 days
For one person, a handful of messages a day.
Plus
1,000 ⭐/ 30 days
For a two-person household, or one who leans on Norte all day.
Max
2,000 ⭐/ 30 days
A bigger or chattier household.